This groundbreaking discovery is brought to you by the same scientific minds who discovered the link between breathing in oxygen and staying alive. So, now you can break that nasty sleepwalking cycle of wandering outside and yelling at the umpire to do his job! Simply say no to sleep! Problem solved.
Don’t know what that is? It’s okay. We didn’t either — until TODAY! You can now celebrate with your VERY OWN Fluffernutter masterpiece per our personal recipe below:
INGREDIENTS
2 slices white bread
1 tablespoon butter
1 cup peanuts with shell
1 handful Poly-Fil (image below for reference)
DIRECTIONS
Butter 1 side of each slice of bread.
Place peanuts on other side of both slices of bread.
Cover peanuts with Poly-Fil.
Grill in oiled skillet until toasted and contents inside are fully melted and delicious.
Enjoy!
You read it correctly, folks.
When trouble came knocking at Miss Tina Langley’s shop door on Monday evening, she was more than prepared. Langley’s beloved trained-to-maim “Fay” the ferret quickly jumped into action and saved the day.
“I’ve never seen anything move toward me so quickly. We instantly knew we had to get out of there, or that ferret was going to do some real damage,” said one of the attackers in an interview Monday night.
Miss Tina Langley declined to comment on further questions about the red-eyed ferret.
We would like to celebrate this momentous day by highlighting some of our favorite tacos sent in to the station!
This lovely college-budget creation:
This beautiful atrocity that missed the inside of the taco in style:
And finally, this gourmet wonder!
We hope your tacos turn out half as wonderful as these!
We’re All Running Somewhere. We run in the right direction at times and in the wrong direction at others. That’s what gets us in over our heads, lost in a sea of painful memories, regret and bitterness. We sometimes think life will never get better, that we’ve gone too far. The good news? God still has a great plan for your life! You don’t have to stay where you’ve been. You don’t belong THERE. You belong HERE!
Join us for this brand new series! If you are within driving distance – pick a location and time convenient for you.
Not within driving distance? We have you covered! Invite some people over and Join us online at 5PM on Sunday!
Every year I try to nail down some of the books I plan to read over the next 12 months. Here are a few that have made it onto my desk and/or Kindle as we head into 2018.
This isn’t everything but it’s a great start. I always leave room for 5-6 wildcards. Do you have a book that has impacted your life that you would recommend?
He went down to Joppa, where he found a ship bound for that port. – Jonah 1:3b
We are kicking off 2018 and too many to count are trying to figure out God’s Will for their life.
Should I date this person? Should I take this job? Is he ‘the one’? The list goes on and on.
Before making any decisions – Here are three common lies about God’s Will that you probably believe (we all have at some point).
Now that you know – in 2018 – you aren’t falling for that!