This groundbreaking discovery is brought to you by the same scientific minds who discovered the link between breathing in oxygen and staying alive. So, now you can break that nasty sleepwalking cycle of wandering outside and yelling at the umpire to do his job! Simply say no to sleep! Problem solved.
Don’t know what that is? It’s okay. We didn’t either — until TODAY! You can now celebrate with your VERY OWN Fluffernutter masterpiece per our personal recipe below:
2 slices white bread
1 tablespoon butter
1 cup peanuts with shell
1 handful Poly-Fil (image below for reference)
Butter 1 side of each slice of bread.
Place peanuts on other side of both slices of bread.
Cover peanuts with Poly-Fil.
Grill in oiled skillet until toasted and contents inside are fully melted and delicious.
You read it correctly, folks.
When trouble came knocking at Miss Tina Langley’s shop door on Monday evening, she was more than prepared. Langley’s beloved trained-to-maim “Fay” the ferret quickly jumped into action and saved the day.
“I’ve never seen anything move toward me so quickly. We instantly knew we had to get out of there, or that ferret was going to do some real damage,” said one of the attackers in an interview Monday night.
Miss Tina Langley declined to comment on further questions about the red-eyed ferret.
We would like to celebrate this momentous day by highlighting some of our favorite tacos sent in to the station!
This lovely college-budget creation:
This beautiful atrocity that missed the inside of the taco in style:
And finally, this gourmet wonder!
We hope your tacos turn out half as wonderful as these!