Pet Shop Owner Fights Off Attackers with Trusty Ferret

By October 5, 2018 No Comments

You read it correctly, folks.

When trouble came knocking at Miss Tina Langley’s shop door on Monday evening, she was more than prepared. Langley’s beloved trained-to-maim “Fay” the ferret quickly jumped into action and saved the day.

“I’ve never seen anything move toward me so quickly. We instantly knew we had to get out of there, or that ferret was going to do some real damage,” said one of the attackers in an interview Monday night. 

Miss Tina Langley declined to comment on further questions about the red-eyed ferret.